500 cryptic crosswords and I can stand on my feet! Which is funny.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Mum is on the phone to one of her friends. Her tone of voice is soft and metallic. “There’s no such thing as too much love,” she says.
Truly a century of bad ideas.
Actually, that was last century.
Our century simply picks its teeth, which may be worse.
The sex wars are over!
Children are happier with no parents!
Halving the standard of living has been a brilliant success!
The sea is full.
The shutter clicks
(at least I think it does)